world cup competition: what\'s your excuse?
by：Kenwei
2019-08-18
Cologne, World Cup;
What is your excuse?
2010 World Cup will begin on Friday, June 11.
To mark this moment, we offer you the opportunity to design and manufacture the official World Cup football match by Adidas.
Last week\'s special article \"the climax and trough of the World Cup\" discussed the strange influence of altitude on football (5 June, p 35).
The World Cup in South Africa is held at different heights, which not only affects the players\' physiology, but also changes the aerodynamic behavior of the ball in unexpected and unpredictable ways.
They offer cast.
No roll call for any team, they find themselves not up to the level of success that supporters dream of, is an iron excuse.
Therefore, in order to commemorate the shortcomings and blame of these two sports traditions --
Laying, our World Cup competition requires you to send us up to 50 words on the subject of & colon;
\"What is the best scientific or technical excuse for your failure in sports?
\"The champion entry will be the most witty and creative entry for editors to judge.
You can enter feedback by mail or online using this form.
Please read the terms and conditions first.
The winning works will be selected from the works received before five o\'clock P. M. GMT on July 5, 2010.
No entries will be accepted after.
The winning contestants and the best runners
The new scientist will be published in July 31.
Come on, you innovation loser!
Gary Hovey\'s favorite fuzzy Signpost is in the South. east Australia.
\"The Falling Rock will not stop,\" it declared \".
Gary praised it for suggesting \"Newton\'s preaching \". Was this man born on Mars?
Was Dominic Manning born on Earth, or was it born further away in the solar system?
Since receiving a letter from Aviva, his pension provider, he has begun to doubt.
It told him & colon;
\"We are changing the date on which the annual pension report is sent.
From now on, we will post on your birthday . . . . . . Since your next statement will expire in more than 12 months, we will send you a statement soon so that you will still receive regular updates about your fund.
\"The year of Mars is closer to 24 months than 12 birthdays every 687 days or so.
Maybe Dominic was born on Mars.
Seven days after an excellent hospital in Queensland, Australia underwent major surgery, Eric Winter was ready to leave.
A nurse put a weighing machine in front of him.
When he stepped on it, it said \"70 kilograms \".
Eric explained: \"This is not correct, I was 66 kilograms at the time of entry, wearing a full set of clothes, not less than 38 cm of the colon.
\"Ah, it\'s a different machine,\" the nurse retorted . \".
Fortunately, the other procedures he went through were not affected by this mechanical uncertainty, Eric said.
Many years ago, we wanted to know if Yuki Ichinose, a plant pathologist at Okayama University in Japan, specializes in pollen (
September 18, 1999).
We never found out-but now Matt Loxham tells us a paper on allergic airway inflammation in the American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Medicine.
One of the authors is Takamichi Ichinose of the National Institute of Environmental Studies in Tsukuba, Japan.
The proper example of this nomination fatalism prompted us to submit to several readers who wanted us to mention that the Court of Appeal of England and Wales had a hearing on the chief justice of the noble body of the chief justice.
Did Australian sheep evolve?
When they bought a \"Driza-
Long bone activity
The sleeves of Launceston, Tasmania, Merino shirts, Brett, and Sue kurstock were surprised to learn about this from the Murray sheep product information flyer that evolved in Australia.
\"The Murray wool fiber has evolved for millions of years to protect our sheep from the relentless climate of the Australian interior,\" it tells them . \".
This seems to be a dubious claim, as sheep have only been introduced to Australia from Europe for the past few centuries.
Not only that, but they tend to be in the agricultural area of the South --east and south-
West, not inland.
Greg Looney, a quantum viewer in Redmond, Washington, told us that when his wife, Mary Anne Snyder, wanted to track the shipment of the cosmetics she ordered, she went to the UPS website.
This gives her the choice of a \"global\" or \"quantum\" view of the progress of the order.
She was surprised-she felt it would be more useful to have a point somewhere between these extremes.
Finally, Ben Humphrys sent us a picture of the mermaid hair.
The warning printed above about the potential danger of plastic bags says yourself and the colon;
\"Safe Disposal \".
Then it says & colon;
\"Please keep it for reference \".
What is your excuse?
2010 World Cup will begin on Friday, June 11.
To mark this moment, we offer you the opportunity to design and manufacture the official World Cup football match by Adidas.
Last week\'s special article \"the climax and trough of the World Cup\" discussed the strange influence of altitude on football (5 June, p 35).
The World Cup in South Africa is held at different heights, which not only affects the players\' physiology, but also changes the aerodynamic behavior of the ball in unexpected and unpredictable ways.
They offer cast.
No roll call for any team, they find themselves not up to the level of success that supporters dream of, is an iron excuse.
Therefore, in order to commemorate the shortcomings and blame of these two sports traditions --
Laying, our World Cup competition requires you to send us up to 50 words on the subject of & colon;
\"What is the best scientific or technical excuse for your failure in sports?
\"The champion entry will be the most witty and creative entry for editors to judge.
You can enter feedback by mail or online using this form.
Please read the terms and conditions first.
The winning works will be selected from the works received before five o\'clock P. M. GMT on July 5, 2010.
No entries will be accepted after.
The winning contestants and the best runners
The new scientist will be published in July 31.
Come on, you innovation loser!
Gary Hovey\'s favorite fuzzy Signpost is in the South. east Australia.
\"The Falling Rock will not stop,\" it declared \".
Gary praised it for suggesting \"Newton\'s preaching \". Was this man born on Mars?
Was Dominic Manning born on Earth, or was it born further away in the solar system?
Since receiving a letter from Aviva, his pension provider, he has begun to doubt.
It told him & colon;
\"We are changing the date on which the annual pension report is sent.
From now on, we will post on your birthday . . . . . . Since your next statement will expire in more than 12 months, we will send you a statement soon so that you will still receive regular updates about your fund.
\"The year of Mars is closer to 24 months than 12 birthdays every 687 days or so.
Maybe Dominic was born on Mars.
Seven days after an excellent hospital in Queensland, Australia underwent major surgery, Eric Winter was ready to leave.
A nurse put a weighing machine in front of him.
When he stepped on it, it said \"70 kilograms \".
Eric explained: \"This is not correct, I was 66 kilograms at the time of entry, wearing a full set of clothes, not less than 38 cm of the colon.
\"Ah, it\'s a different machine,\" the nurse retorted . \".
Fortunately, the other procedures he went through were not affected by this mechanical uncertainty, Eric said.
Many years ago, we wanted to know if Yuki Ichinose, a plant pathologist at Okayama University in Japan, specializes in pollen (
September 18, 1999).
We never found out-but now Matt Loxham tells us a paper on allergic airway inflammation in the American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Medicine.
One of the authors is Takamichi Ichinose of the National Institute of Environmental Studies in Tsukuba, Japan.
The proper example of this nomination fatalism prompted us to submit to several readers who wanted us to mention that the Court of Appeal of England and Wales had a hearing on the chief justice of the noble body of the chief justice.
Did Australian sheep evolve?
When they bought a \"Driza-
Long bone activity
The sleeves of Launceston, Tasmania, Merino shirts, Brett, and Sue kurstock were surprised to learn about this from the Murray sheep product information flyer that evolved in Australia.
\"The Murray wool fiber has evolved for millions of years to protect our sheep from the relentless climate of the Australian interior,\" it tells them . \".
This seems to be a dubious claim, as sheep have only been introduced to Australia from Europe for the past few centuries.
Not only that, but they tend to be in the agricultural area of the South --east and south-
West, not inland.
Greg Looney, a quantum viewer in Redmond, Washington, told us that when his wife, Mary Anne Snyder, wanted to track the shipment of the cosmetics she ordered, she went to the UPS website.
This gives her the choice of a \"global\" or \"quantum\" view of the progress of the order.
She was surprised-she felt it would be more useful to have a point somewhere between these extremes.
Finally, Ben Humphrys sent us a picture of the mermaid hair.
The warning printed above about the potential danger of plastic bags says yourself and the colon;
\"Safe Disposal \".
Then it says & colon;
\"Please keep it for reference \".
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